BBQ Butt,,,,,

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and
the man looks over at his wife and says:
Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife's bottom was.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?